02 Nov 08 Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin

Everyone with an ounce of Republican left inside them is insisting that Sarah Palin will still be a force of nature in politics after Tuesday night. That doesn’t seem likely, based on the shelf life of all the past candidates for Vice President who lost elections. None of them ever made it to the White House or even got close.

But Sarah does have a future in the entertainment business. I’m reminded of the numbed out heroine Louise Lasser played in the classic faux soap opera “Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman” each time I see that deer in the headlights look on Sarah’s face. It wouldn’t take much to transform the raw facts of her life in Wasilla into a show every bit as good and twice as funny. Put a talking moose on the wall and plant Mr. Green Jeans’ hydroponic pot farm next door and it’s a winner for sure. For those who doubt her acting ability, just watch these audition videos.

She knows how to blow:

She knows how to strut:

You can dress her up in a Barbie gown:

Yes Sarah, I see stars in your future - on Hollywood Boulevard!

Tags: Humor, Media, Palin