10 Dec 08 Palin’s Panties
No Walmart three-packs for Sarah, no sir lol. Donors to the Republican National Committee spent $148 for the Victoria’s Secret kind. I’m sure Republican men everywhere are glad to know exactly what she was wearing up there on that podium. It gives those posters of her hanging on their walls a little extra sparkle.
08 Nov 08 One Last Slap On The Ass
Sarah Palin gets one last slap on the ass from David Letterman. You know she liked it lol.
07 Nov 08 Sarah Palin the Scapegoat
Sarah Palin does too know that Africa is a continent, you know she does and I know she does. So what if she only wore a towel to answer her hotel room door? Did she take it off for those big Republican guns? Nooooooo she didn’t, did she. What’s really happening here is that the Greedy Billionaire wing of the Republican party is afraid of her. Very afraid. And they should be.
02 Nov 08 Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin
Everyone with an ounce of Republican left inside them is insisting that Sarah Palin will still be a force of nature in politics after Tuesday night. That doesn’t seem likely, based on the shelf life of all the past candidates for Vice President who lost elections. None of them ever made it to the White House or even got close.
But Sarah does have a future in the entertainment business. I’m reminded of the numbed out heroine Louise Lasser played in the classic faux soap opera “Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman” each time I see that deer in the headlights look on Sarah’s face. It wouldn’t take much to transform the raw facts of her life in Wasilla into a show every bit as good and twice as funny. Put a talking moose on the wall and plant Mr. Green Jeans’ hydroponic pot farm next door and it’s a winner for sure. For those who doubt her acting ability, just watch these audition videos.
She knows how to blow:
She knows how to strut:
You can dress her up in a Barbie gown:
Yes Sarah, I see stars in your future - on Hollywood Boulevard!
29 Oct 08 Hey Now! (Sarah Palin)
There’s a new video for “Hey Now!” by A.i., they’re definitely ready to rock Sarah Palin lol.
29 Oct 08 Sarah Palin Is A Socialist
Keith Olbermann highlighted a few facts about Sarah Palin last night in his Campaign Comment. The key piece of information is the redistribution of wealth she presided over in Alaska. That’s right, Palin used the power of government to take money from the oil business and pass it out to her constituents. If that’s not socialism, what is lol.
26 Oct 08 Big Losers Always Make Excuses (BLAME)
McCain and Palin are on their way to being big losers and the knives are coming out. James Carville and Paul Begala threw a few on the table today to get the party started.
The smartest people in the conservative movement are already pointing like a bird dog on a South Georgia quail hunt. David Brooks and Bill Kristol are leading the way. Mr. Brooks, representing the intellectual wing of the conservative movement, called Ms. Palin, “a fatal cancer to the Republican Party.” Attaboy, Brooksie. Score one for the brainiacs.
Mr. Kristol, on the other hand, blames neither Ms. Palin nor Sen. John McCain, but rather McCain’s campaign advisers, writing of the campaign: “Its combination of strategic incoherence and operational incompetence has become toxic.” See? That’s how you do it. Kristol can’t say McCain’s problem is that he supported the Iraq war, (which Kristol advocated) or that he chose Sarah Palin (whom Kristol praised). So rather than play defense, Bill went on offense, blaming McCain’s Steve Schmidt-led campaign. But we have a feeling this fight will only begin when the Schmidt hits the fan.
But where are the other voices? We need to hear, for example, from Karl Rove. Whom will he blame? We stipulate that Karl is a genius — albeit a genius whose advice took Pres. Bush from a 91 percent approval rating down to 26. With the House of Bush ablaze, Karl is going to have to do some quick finger-pointing before they change his nickname from The Architect to The Arsonist.
How about Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and other radio personalities? They never liked McCain much — but his campaign cratered only when he embraced their wild attacks on Sen. Obama. It was only after Mr. McCain borrowed the Limbaugh-Hannity line on Bill Ayers, only after Gov. Palin accused Mr. Obama of “pallin’ around with terrorists,” that the bottom fell out for Mr. McCain and Ms. Palin. We’re betting the hot air boys will blame the intellectuals. After all, if you want to make an omelet, you’ve got to break a few eggheads.
Huffington Post link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/james-carville-and-paul-begala/let-the-blame-game-begin_b_136223.html
26 Oct 08 McCain Still Loves Palin
You ask why? Simple:
Her husband is a, uh, works the third shift on oil facilities on the North Slope.
26 Oct 08 Queen of the Wild Frontier
“Red White and MILF” by Knob County
26 Oct 08 Cracks In The Republican Facade
There’s little doubt that the McCain campaign is a sinking ship at this point. Obama is expanding his lead in the key electoral state battles day by day. Key Republicans are already beginning to play the blame game, and rumors coming from behind the scenes say that Sarah Palin is a very unhappy camper. The question on many observers’ minds is whether McCain will do anything to help the Republican candidates for Senate who are on the bubble. If he doesn’t, the differences between the moralists and the fiscal conservatives in the Republican party may erupt into full-scale civil war after the election.
Image thanks to Gary Varvel
26 Oct 08 Alaska Doesn’t Like Her Either
The Anchorage Daily News endorsed Barack Obama today. That’s right, Alaska’s biggest city has seen Sarah Palin up close and personal, and feels she is in no way ready for the job of Vice President. Money quote:
Palin’s rise captivates us but nation needs a steady hand
Anchorage Daily News link:
http://www.adn.com/opinion/story/567867.html
24 Oct 08 McCain & Palin Get An Endorsement
Not that they wanted this one hehe. Will Ferrell and Tina Fey rock the house!
23 Oct 08 She Was Born In A Small Town
Jon Stewart so loves to make fun of Sarah Palin, and he’s so good at it lol.
She was born in a small town
Doesn’t shop in a small town
Gets her clothes in a big town
And buys lots of fancy shit
23 Oct 08 She Who Would Rule The World
Cathy Gaines Mifsud doesn’t like the idea of banning books at all, which puts Sarah Palin squarely in her crosshairs. Her father William Gaines, the former publisher of EC Comics and Mad Magazine, fought censorship in the 1950’s when he was investigated by the Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency. Yes, comic books do have a redeeming social value (not that they really need one), as evidenced by this upcoming cover of Tales from the Crypt.
Wired link:
http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/10/sarah-palin-cry.html
22 Oct 08 Palin Is A Closet Democrat
Just look at all the Democrat donkeys on Sarah’s scarf. Who knew lol.
21 Oct 08 Wasilla, Alaska, There’s Your Real America
Jon Stewart sent a reporter to check out the town, and it’s an eye-opener.
We found this one thanks to Andrew Sullivan.
